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by Tom Kondrat, Dublin.

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thiscitycalledearth:

by Tom Kondrat, Dublin.

thedaddycomplex:

nerdymama:

Drinks.

Love this photo.

thedaddycomplex:

nerdymama:

Drinks.

Love this photo.

Pre-School Morning Wood
  • The boy:

    Dad, do you see this bump in my shorts?

  • Dad:

    Yes?

  • The boy:

    That's my penis and it's high. I'm pushing it down. Why is my penis high?

  • Dad:

    Sometimes it happens.

  • The boy:

    Does your penis get high?

  • Dad:

    Sure, everybody's does.

  • The boy:

    Is there air inside my penis to make it high?

  • Dad:

    Actually, it's blood. Your penis is part of your body and blood runs through your entire body.

  • The boy:

    Like your feet?

  • Dad:

    Yup.

  • The boy:

    I wish my penis didn't get high. It's not comfortable.

  • Dad:

    Trust me, you'll be happy that it does when you're older.

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